Whenever you see “This email is not spam,” think of Obi-Wan Kenobi saying, “These aren’t the droids you’re looking for.” Of course, spammers are less convincing than Jedi (though they do rely on influencing weak-minded fools).
Category: Spam
Legitimate Spam Reports
Return Path says the majority of spam complaints relate to legitimate emails.
There are two issues here:
- A lot of people don’t make a distinction between “email I don’t want anymore” and “email I didn’t want in the first place,” even though the appropriate responses are different. (One deserves an unsubscribe. The other deserves reporting, blocking, censure, etc.)
- A lot of marketers…how shall I put this?…make rather optimistic assumptions about whether people want their marketing messages.
Originally posted on Google+
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So I’ve been getting generic comment spams on Speed Force today, the kind that look like someone took a bunch of compliments and a thesaurus and stuck them in a salad shooter. I started reading. I started reading this one aloud:
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I got about halfway through, and Katie stopped me, saying, “What, you got a comment from Faz?”
Is This Thing On?
A series of spam subjects in my junk folder, sorted alphabetically. I can’t help but read them as someone repeatedly trying to get my attention, getting more frantic and frustrated as time goes by.
how are you doing?
how are you getting on?
How Are You Getting Along?
How are you,
HOW ARE YOU.
How Do You Do.
how are you getting along?
HOW DO YOU DO ,
More Generic Blog Spam
Here’s another comment spammer whose software plugged in every phrase on its generic comment list instead of picking one at random. Notice how vague these tend to be, so that they could easily apply to almost any post on almost any site.
If you see any of these comments show up on your blog, chances are good that it’s a spammer trying to get a backlink to their shady site, not someone who actually wants to contribute to the conversation.
(Originally cross-posted from LOL Spam)