Chaos in a Bag

At the market today, we discovered that you can buy a bag of Chaos. Not only that, but you can buy a bag of wheat-free Chaos.

Bag of Chaos

In actuality it’s a brand of chips from the makers of Pirate’s Booty, but the name reminded us both of a time we and a bunch of friends started coming up with lists of product names based on abstract concepts. It started with a pun, “Diet Spite,” and eventually filled an entire sheet of paper. I think Jason ended up with the sheet, and may even have HTMLized it, but from there it fades into legend.

9 thoughts on “Chaos in a Bag

  1. Jeri HIcks

    Please email me the ingredients of the wheat free chaos chips. My husband appears to be having a food reaction and I am curious what goes into them. Sorry to bother you. I’ve already thrown the bag away.


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  3. Taylor Noelle Braff

    While in yosemite i had eaten chaos in a bag and instantly fell in love with the flavor. I asked the person who bought it where i could find it and she said that i could purchase it at TRADER JOES. Later that week i looked around for the product and was unable to locate it. I asked the store manager if they carried it and he said he had never even heard of the product. WHERE CAN I PURCHASE CHAOS IN A BAG???
    Thank you.
    Taylor Noelle Braff

  4. Kelson Post author

    I think the only one in Orange County is the one in Tustin. Take the 55 north. The first exit past the 5 will be Fourth Street/Irvine Blvd. Turn right, then go a few blocks to Holt. You’ll see a Mervyns on the right — it’s in the same shopping center.

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  6. Kelson Post author

    In case anyone wanders onto this page and wants to find the Tustin Whole Foods, it’s moved. It’s in the new “District” shopping center at the corner of Jamboree and Barranca, near the giant blimp hangars.

    Also, it seems that Robert’s American Gourmet has retired Wheat-Free Chaos—recently, I assume, because we saw a bag of it on the shelf two shopping trips ago.


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