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	<title>K-Squared Ramblings &#187; spork</title>
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		<title>Eye Gouging</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Sep 2006 16:26:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kelson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s another example of randomly-generated spam somehow being appropriate: This morning I received an image-based stock spam. The sender&#8217;s name was listed as &#8220;eye gouging.&#8221; Yes, spam does sometimes make you want to gouge out your eyes (or perhaps the &#8230; <a href="http://www.hyperborea.org/journal/2006/09/eye-gouging/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here&#8217;s another example of randomly-generated spam somehow being appropriate:</p>
<p>This morning I received an image-based stock spam.  The sender&#8217;s name was listed as &#8220;eye gouging.&#8221;  Yes, spam does sometimes make you want to gouge out your eyes (or perhaps the spammer&#8217;s).  May I recommend the <a href="http://www.queenofwands.net/d/20040628.html" title="Queen of Wands for June 28, 2004">Grammar Spork</a>™ (NSFW: language) for such cases?</p>
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