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	<title>K-Squared Ramblings &#187; roadsigns</title>
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		<title>Beware of Invisible Cows</title>
		<link>http://www.hyperborea.org/journal/archives/2005/06/19/beware-of-invisible-cows/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jun 2005 02:28:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kelson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Hawaii 2005]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Up at the visitor&#8217;s center for the Mauna Kea observatories, there&#8217;s a sign that says, &#8220;Beware of Invisible Cows.&#8221;  It was dark when we were there, and I tried to get this picture without using the flash since there were people with portable telescopes ten feet away, so it&#8217;s really blurry:
 
Fortunately someone in [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Up at the <a href="http://www.ifa.hawaii.edu/info/vis/" title="Mauna Kea Observatories Visitor Information Station">visitor&#8217;s center</a> for the <a href="http://www.hyperborea.org/journal/archives/2005/05/02/mauna-kea/">Mauna Kea</a> observatories, there&#8217;s a sign that says, &#8220;Beware of Invisible Cows.&#8221;  It was dark when we were there, and I tried to get this picture without using the flash since there were people with portable telescopes ten feet away, so it&#8217;s really blurry:</p>
<p><img class="centered" src="http://www.hyperborea.org/journal/images/invisiblecowssignblurry.jpg" alt="The actual invisible cows sign (blurry)" width="400" height="167" /> </p>
<p>Fortunately someone in charge recognized the humor value, and the visitor&#8217;s center sells bumper stickers:</p>
<p><img class="centered"  src="http://www.hyperborea.org/journal/images/invisiblecows1.png"  alt="Beware of Invisible Cows" width="400" height="200" /><br />
<img class="centered" src="http://www.hyperborea.org/journal/images/invisiblecows2.png"  alt="Why invisible cows?  It's dark and foggy." width="400" height="201" /></p>
<p>Of course, it turns out other people, visiting during the day, have snapped <a href="http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/14495.html">better pictures</a> of <a href="http://www.petting-zoo.org/HVCows.html">the sign</a>.</p>
<p><small>Note: Our visit to Mauna Kea was on Saturday, April 9, 2005.</small></p>
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		<title>Grass Under Renovation</title>
		<link>http://www.hyperborea.org/journal/archives/2005/06/02/grass-under-renovation/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jun 2005 04:29:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kelson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Signs of the Times]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Irvine]]></category>
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Irvine is a strange town.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.hyperborea.org/journal/images/grassunderrenovation.jpg" alt="Dry grass... but the sign says it's &quot;under renovation.&quot;" width="400" height="300" /></p>
<p>Irvine is a strange town.</p>
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		<title>Donkey Xing</title>
		<link>http://www.hyperborea.org/journal/archives/2005/04/11/donkey-xing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Apr 2005 01:30:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kelson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Driving through the lava fields of North Kona, you&#8217;ll see signs like these:

After coffee companies stopped using donkeys for transportation, they turned them loose, and a herd of wild donkeys roamed the fields.  They apparently picked up the nickname &#8220;Kona nightingales&#8221; from their, uh, &#8220;singing.&#8221; They&#8217;ve since been moved up to greener&#8212;and less traveled&#8212; [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Driving through the <a href="http://www.hyperborea.org/journal/archives/2005/04/18/up-to-kohala/">lava fields of North Kona</a>, you&#8217;ll see signs like these:</p>
<p><img src="http://www.hyperborea.org/journal/images/donkeyxing1.jpg" alt="Donkey Xing " width="148" height="200" /><img src="http://www.hyperborea.org/journal/images/donkeyxing2.jpg" alt="Donkey crossings at dawn and dusk" width="200" height="84" /></p>
<p>After coffee companies stopped using donkeys for transportation, they turned them loose, and a herd of wild donkeys roamed the fields.  They apparently picked up the nickname &#8220;Kona nightingales&#8221; from their, uh, &#8220;singing.&#8221; They&#8217;ve since been moved up to greener&#8212;and less traveled&#8212; pastures on the lower slopes of Mauna Kea, but the signs remain.</p>
<p>One can only assume the Kona nightingales were the inspiration for Surfin&#8217;&nbsp;Ass Coffee Company and their <a href="http://donkey.sitewizard.biz/page3.html" title="Surfin’ Ass Coffee: Donkey Balls">signature island confection</a>:</p>
<p><img src="http://www.hyperborea.org/journal/images/donkeyballs.jpg" alt="Surfin' Ass Coffee Company: Donkey Balls Factory Outlet" width="300" height="323" /></p>
<p>For the record: 1-inch macadamia nuts dipped in chocolate.</p>
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