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Landscape Under Renovation

Kelson — Sat, 19 Jun 2010 03:12:43 +0000

Landscape Renovation, originally uploaded by Kelson.

Irvine is dreadfully afraid you might think the dead grass is the result of poor maintenance.

Apparently, they’re also concerned that the old Grass Under Renovation signs might not be inclusive enough.

Beware of Invisible Cows

Kelson — Mon, 20 Jun 2005 02:28:30 +0000

Up at the visitor’s center for the Mauna Kea observatories, there’s a sign that says, “Beware of Invisible Cows.” It was dark when we were there, and I tried to get this picture without using the flash since there were people with portable telescopes ten feet away, so it’s really blurry:

Fortunately someone in charge recognized the humor value, and the visitor’s center sells bumper stickers:

Of course, it turns out other people, visiting during the day, have snapped better pictures of the sign.

Note: Our visit to Mauna Kea was on Saturday, April 9, 2005.

Grass Under Renovation

Kelson — Fri, 03 Jun 2005 04:29:28 +0000

Irvine is a strange town.

Donkey Xing

Kelson — Tue, 12 Apr 2005 01:30:42 +0000

Driving through the lava fields of North Kona, you’ll see signs like these:

After coffee companies stopped using donkeys for transportation, they turned them loose, and a herd of wild donkeys roamed the fields. They apparently picked up the nickname “Kona nightingales” from their, uh, “singing.” They’ve since been moved up to greener—and less traveled— pastures on the lower slopes of Mauna Kea, but the signs remain.

One can only assume the Kona nightingales were the inspiration for Surfin’ Ass Coffee Company and their signature island confection:

For the record: 1-inch macadamia nuts dipped in chocolate.