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		<title>Boba&#8217;s Long-Lost Cousin?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Feb 2011 02:23:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kelson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I keep passing this sign on the way home from work on nights that I take the 405: After a lifetime of Star Wars, my brain really wants to rearrange the double letters so that it says this instead:]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I keep passing this sign on the way home from work on nights that I take the 405:</p>
<p><img src="http://www.hyperborea.org/journal/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/roy-ffet.jpg" alt="" title="ROYAL BUFFET becomes ROY FFET" width="500" height="283" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-11424" /></p>
<p>After a lifetime of Star Wars, my brain really wants to rearrange the double letters so that it says this instead:</p>
<p><img src="http://www.hyperborea.org/journal/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/roy-fett.jpg" alt="" title="Roy Fett" width="500" height="283" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-11423" /></p>
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		<title>Your MOM was Photoshopped!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Jun 2010 22:31:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kelson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, remember this photo of a door labeled &#8220;This is not a door?&#8221; Last year, someone else sent a picture of the same door to FAIL Blog. Then a week ago, someone submitted mine to Friends of Irony, where Katie &#8230; <a href="http://www.hyperborea.org/journal/2010/06/your-mom-was-photoshopped/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/kelsonv/4243089054/"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2766/4243089054_7fc28d3e28_m.jpg" alt="Door: This Is Not A Door. " class="alignright" width="180" height="240" /></a>So, remember <a href="http://www.hyperborea.org/journal/2010/01/not-a-door/">this photo</a> of a door labeled &#8220;This is not a door?&#8221;  Last year, someone else sent a <a href="http://failblog.org/2009/05/02/door-sign-fail/">picture of the same door</a> to FAIL Blog. Then a week ago, someone submitted mine to <a href="http://friendsofirony.com/2010/05/27/ironic-photos-it-is-mega-door/">Friends of Irony</a>, where Katie spotted it a few days later.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s where things get interesting.</p>
<p>On both sites, <strong>people were <em>absolutely convinced</em> that it was &#8220;obviously&#8221; photoshopped.</strong></p>
<p>*headdesk*</p>
<p><strong>No, it&#8217;s real.</strong>  It&#8217;s in a small business complex at the <a href="http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&#038;source=s_q&#038;hl=en&#038;geocode=&#038;q=newport+and+irvine+blvd+in+tustin,+ca&#038;sll=37.0625,-95.677068&#038;sspn=48.106236,64.863281&#038;ie=UTF8&#038;hq=&#038;hnear=Irvine+Blvd+%26+Newport+Ave,+Tustin,+Orange,+California+92780&#038;ll=33.746957,-117.811986&#038;spn=0.003122,0.003959&#038;t=h&#038;z=18">corner of Newport Ave. and Irvine Blvd.</a> in Tustin, California.  You can go there and look if you want. And of course there are the two photos taken from different angles.</p>
<p>The obvious conclusion is that people <strong>don&#8217;t really know how to tell</strong> whether a photo has been manipulated.  At least on FAIL Blog, some of the doubters had reasons, even though they amounted to not understanding perspective.</p>
<p>I was tempted to post a comment linking to <a href="http://xkcd.com/331/">this XKCD strip</a> (My hobby: insisting that real-life objects are photoshopped), but settled for requesting a photo credit instead.</p>
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		<title>California Craziness</title>
		<link>http://www.hyperborea.org/journal/2008/04/california-craziness/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2008 07:05:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kelson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here are some interesting/amusing signs we spotted on our trip to Northern California last month. This seemed appropriate for a trip to a comic convention. And like the Sylar Industries sign I posted earlier, all it needed was a little &#8230; <a href="http://www.hyperborea.org/journal/2008/04/california-craziness/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here are some interesting/amusing signs we spotted on our <a href="http://www.hyperborea.org/journal/2008/02/ca-500-miles/">trip to Northern California</a> last month.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="http://www.hyperborea.org/journal/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/silver-surf-motel.jpg" alt="Silver Surf Motel" title="Silver Surf Motel" width="200" height="121" class="size-full wp-image-2405" /><img src="http://www.hyperborea.org/journal/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/silver-surfer-motel.jpg" alt="Silver Surfer Motel" title="Silver Surfer Motel" width="200" height="121" class="size-full wp-image-2404" /></p>
<p>This seemed appropriate for a trip to a <a href="http://www.hyperborea.org/journal/2008/02/wondercon/">comic convention</a>.  And like the <a href="http://www.hyperborea.org/journal/2008/03/sylar-industries/">Sylar Industries sign</a> I posted earlier, all it needed was a little adjustment.  Can you get a room with the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silver_Surfer">power cosmic</a>?  Found in San Simeon, across the highway from <a href="http://www.hyperborea.org/journal/2008/02/3hotels/">our motel</a>.  (Keep in mind as you read on that the one on the right is the <strong>only</strong> doctored photo in the post.)</p>
<p><img class="alignright" width="200" height="202" src='http://www.hyperborea.org/journal/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/mr-speeder.jpg' alt='Sign: Mr. Speeder, Meet Mr. Traffic Cop' />My personal favorite was this one in Sunnyvale.  It&#8217;s always nice when city planners (or anyone making a sign, really) have a sense of humor.</p>
<p>Perhaps Mr. Speeder was frustrated by driving this street, somewhere near San Luis Obispo:</p>
<p><img src="http://www.hyperborea.org/journal/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/traffic-way.jpg" alt="Exit 220A to Traffic Way" title="Traffic Way" width="200" height="169" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-2395" /><br clear="all"/><span id="more-2380"></span></p>
<p><img src="http://www.hyperborea.org/journal/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/spin.jpg" alt="" title="Tourist Information: Spin around in place." width="250" height="121" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-2392" /><br />
This was found in Napa Valley.  It was trying to indicate making a U-turn, but the circular arrow brings to mind either old recycling symbols, or directions telling you to spin in place.  I guess if your car&#8217;s turning radius is too wide, you don&#8217;t get the information?</p>
<p>And then there it was: the tourist information center&#8230;and deli.</p>
<p><img src="http://www.hyperborea.org/journal/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/visitors-center-deli.jpg" alt="Napa Valley Visitors Center &#038; Gourmet Deli.  Wine Tasting.  Free Winery Passes." title="Napa Valley Visitors Center &#038; Gourmet Deli" width="250" height="203" class="alignright size-full wp-image-2396" /></p>
<p>With wine tasting, of course.  This place made me wonder whether wine tasting in Napa Valley might be like slot machines in the Las Vegas area, with every little store making it available.  This turned out not to be the case. (Apologies to anyone reading this who is disappointed!)<br clear="all"/></p>
<p><img src="http://www.hyperborea.org/journal/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/nummi.jpg" alt="NUMMI" title="It's... NUMMI!" width="271" height="181" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-2389" />NUMMI (in Fremont, on the east side of San Francisco Bay) is actually a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NUMMI" title="New United Motor Manufacturing, Inc.">car factory</a>, a joint venture between GM and Toyota.  But &#8220;Nummy&#8221; brings to mind images of food, probably baked goods or something sweet.  Or else Wesley Windham-Price, impersonating <a href="http://www.cityofangel.com/">Angel</a>, talked into drinking blood or blowing his cover, <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0512854/quotes" title="Angel Episode: Guise Will Be Guise">exclaiming</a>, &#8220;Dear God! That&#8217;s&#8230; <em>nummy!</em>&#8221;</p>
<p>Which brings us to this:<br clear="all"/></p>
<p><img src="http://www.hyperborea.org/journal/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/sunnydale-map.jpg" alt="" title="MUNI map to Sunnydale." width="400" height="258" class="centered size-full wp-image-2393" /></p>
<p>After we checked into our hotel in San Francisco proper, we met up with my <a href="http://leuksman.com/">brother</a> at Powell St. Station.  He explained the intricacies of getting a MUNI ticket when you didn&#8217;t have enough quarters, which involved (IIRC) going to the <em>BART</em> ticket machine, getting change, then going back to the MUNI entrance with the quarters.  (It&#8217;s been a month, I&#8217;m probably misremembering it.)  In any case, while we were waiting for the appropriate train to arrive, I looked at the subway map, and noticed that <del>they&#8217;d made a spelling error on Sunnyvale</del> [edit: it's a street name; see below]. It was all the more funny because the the past two weeks, I&#8217;d been repeatedly calling the city Sunnydale myself!  Too much <i>Buffy</i>, I suppose&#8230;</p>
<p><img src="http://www.hyperborea.org/journal/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/popocorn.jpg" alt="" title="Fresh... Popocorn?" width="250" height="150" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-2390" />This was at a snack bar on the grounds of the <a href="http://www.winchestermysteryhouse.com/">Winchester Mystery House</a>, right next to the gift shop (which is, otherwise at least, much classier today than I remember it being when I was a kid).  Fortunately, there are worse ways to misspell popcorn.</p>
<p>This next item was found in a book of menus for restaurants in Cambria and San Simeon.  Hmm, could a Louisinana be a banana from Louisiana? <img src='http://www.hyperborea.org/journal/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p><img src="http://www.hyperborea.org/journal/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/louisinana.jpg" alt="" title="Menu item: Louisinana Catfish" width="300" height="36" class="centered size-full wp-image-2388" /></p>
<p><img src="http://www.hyperborea.org/journal/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/howard-end.jpg" alt="" title="Sign: Howard End" width="200" height="100" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-2387" />Appropriately enough, this was found at the end of stay in San Francisco.  And of course, it&#8217;s <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html%3FASIN=0486424545%26tag=hyperborea-20%26lcode=xm2%26cID=2025%26ccmID=165953%26location=/o/ASIN/0486424545%253FSubscriptionId=1N9AHEAQ2F6SVD97BE02"><i>Howards End</i></a>.</p>
<p>There was surprising variation in &#8220;Wash your hands!&#8221; restroom signs up and down the coast.  Here in the LA/OC area, they&#8217;re usually just &#8220;Wash Your Hands&#8221; in English and Spanish, sometimes getting as elaborate as &#8220;Employees must wash hands before returning to work.&#8221;  Counties in central California made an effort to explain <em>why</em> it&#8217;s necessary to wash your hands.  Then there was this cartoony one in downtown Napa:</p>
<p><img src="http://www.hyperborea.org/journal/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/wash-hands.jpg" alt="" title="Wash Your Hands" width="400" height="251" class="centered size-full wp-image-2397" /></p>
<p>Wash your hands, or the angry chef will get you!</p>
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		<title>Sylar Industries</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:00:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kelson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Up in Napa, we found this sign at the entrance to Syar Industries. Being Heroes fans, we couldn&#8217;t resist. Not only was the name just one letter off of the show&#8217;s popular villain, but the elongated S in the logo &#8230; <a href="http://www.hyperborea.org/journal/2008/03/sylar-industries/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Up in Napa, we found this sign at the entrance to Syar Industries.</p>
<p><img class="centered" src='http://www.hyperborea.org/journal/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/syar.jpg' alt='Sign: Syar Industries, Inc.' width="400" height="184" /></p>
<p>Being <a href="http://www.nbc.com/heroes/"><i>Heroes</i></a> fans, we couldn&#8217;t resist.  Not only was the name just one letter off of the show&#8217;s <a href="http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DracoInLeatherPants">popular</a> <a href="http://heroeswiki.com/Sylar">villain</a>, but the elongated S in the logo was just begging for a trio of crosspieces to turn it into the <a href="http://heroeswiki.com/The_Symbol">helix symbol</a> that appears everywhere in the show.  A bit of photo-manipulation later:</p>
<p><img class="centered" src='http://www.hyperborea.org/journal/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/sylar-industries.jpg' alt='Adjusted Sign: Sylar Industries, Inc.' width="400" height="184" /></p>
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