Old Witchcraft Secrets – make your wildest dreams come true

“Old Witchcraft Secrets” will show you in detail, how you can cast powerful spells, to make your wildest dreams come true.

It’s NOT your fault that your spells and rituals aren’t turning out like you want… YET.

The truth is… you’ve been misled by self-proclaimed powerful wizards and witches… and the truth is that 99% of these ‘professionals’ are DEAD WRONG!

In fact, a lot of what they say will actually diminish your powers.

They don’t want you to know the right way to cast spells because if you did, you’d never need them again and they would lose their power!

You cannot invent ‘new’ spells like you cannot invent a new tree. Everything is old. But not everything is known in the right way.

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As you know, many witches and wizards are FURIOUS about this. Why?

Because it reveals the true forgotten secrets of witchcraft. Secrets more powerful than what they can do through their very expensive services…

Soon, everybody will be able to do this at home, more effectively, cheaper and faster….

You’ve seen some ridiculous prices on the internet for getting a spell done. It’s obvious they are getting rich off of normal people and their problems…

Once you know their secrets, you wonít need to give them your money!

I’ve personally tested this information, and some of the old forgotten stuff is mind blowing: it’s accurate, effective and quite easy to do.

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It’s so close to the make money fast and business/health secrets “they” don’t want you to know genres that I have to wonder if it’s a parody. It sounds like something Harry Potter would find in the Classifieds section of The Daily Prophet—or perhaps The Quibbler.

This next one doesn’t really qualify as a classic, but here’s 88 Lines About 44 Fangirls, a filk based on “88 Lines About 44 Women.” (via Comics Worth Reading)

And moving forward in time once more, we have an answer to the question I’m sure you were all wondering about: What If Gmail Had Been Designed by Microsoft? It shows a step-by-step transformation, with a steady increase in clutter and a steady decrease in usability… sort of in the spirit of the If Microsoft packaged the iPod video. (via ***Dave)

Seriously. It seems like this song has somehow become the most popular Christmas song this year. I normally don’t mind it, but come on!

It doesn’t help that it’s about as likely to snow here as it is for a meteor to strike Times Square at exactly midnight on New Year’s Eve. But that’s worth its own post.

(Incidentally, the parody’s original. We made it up together in the grocery store on Sunday. Katie has more, but I can’t remember it.)

Aside from a great parody of those ads that list all the side effects, it really points up something that’s always bothered me about ads for prescription drugs: The person watching the commercial is generally not the person who chooses the medication.

(via News From ME)