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		<title>Weirdest Spam Yet</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 May 2008 17:16:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kelson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve seen some pretty weird spam in my time, both as an email user and an email admin. My favorite is still the request to purchase a Dimensional Warp Generator. But this one, which showed up in the spamtraps a &#8230; <a href="http://www.hyperborea.org/journal/2008/05/witchcraft-spam/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve seen some pretty weird spam in my time, both as an email user and an email admin.  My favorite is still the request to purchase a <a href="http://www.hyperborea.org/journal/2005/03/dwg/">Dimensional Warp Generator</a>.  But this one, which showed up in the spamtraps a few days ago, has got to be pretty close.</p>
<p><strong>Old Witchcraft Secrets &#8211; make your wildest dreams come true</strong><br />
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<blockquote><p>&#8220;Old Witchcraft Secrets&#8221; will show you in detail, how you can cast powerful spells, to make your wildest dreams come true.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s NOT your fault that your spells and rituals aren&#8217;t turning out like you want&#8230; YET.</p>
<p><em>The truth is&#8230; you&#8217;ve been misled by self-proclaimed powerful wizards and witches&#8230; and the truth is that 99% of these &#8216;professionals&#8217; are DEAD WRONG!</em></p>
<p>In fact, a lot of what they say will actually diminish your powers.</p>
<p>They don&#8217;t want you to know the right way to cast spells because if you did, you&#8217;d never need them again and they would lose their power!</p>
<p>You cannot invent &#8216;new&#8217; spells like you cannot invent a new tree. Everything is old. But not everything is known in the right way.</p>
<p><strong>Get 3 Spells just for visiting our site</strong></p>
<p>As you know, many witches and wizards are FURIOUS about this. Why?</p>
<p>Because it reveals the true forgotten secrets of witchcraft. Secrets more powerful than what they can do through their very expensive services&#8230; </p>
<p>Soon, everybody will be able to do this at home, more effectively, cheaper and faster&#8230;.</p>
<p>You&#8217;ve seen some ridiculous prices on the internet for getting a spell done. It&#8217;s obvious they are getting rich off of normal people and their problems&#8230; </p>
<p>Once you know their secrets, you wonít need to give them your money!</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve personally tested this information, and some of the old forgotten stuff is mind blowing: it&#8217;s accurate, effective and quite easy to do. </p>
<p>Discover The Most Powerful Spells and Secrets</p></blockquote>
<p>It&#8217;s so close to the make money fast and business/health secrets &#8220;they&#8221; don&#8217;t want you to know genres that I have to wonder if it&#8217;s a parody.  It sounds like something Harry Potter would find in the Classifieds section of <strong><i>The Daily Prophet</i></strong>&#8212;or perhaps <strong><i>The Quibbler</i></strong>.</p>
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