• Spam subject: “Your watch will find you no matter where you are.” What if I don’t want Stalker Watch to follow me around?
  • @BadAstronomer writes a short-short story:

    Beware of what you wish for… Immortality is boring.

  • Waiting for food at Rubio’s. Employees are trying to get the lyrics straight for the latest Jack-In-the-Box commercial.