How does that work?
Thursday, April 10th, 2008 Posted in Signs of the Times | No Comments »
Wait a minute… how does one lease a tax refund? ![]()
California Craziness
Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 Posted in Signs of the Times | 2 Comments »Here are some interesting/amusing signs we spotted on our trip to Northern California last month.


This seemed appropriate for a trip to a comic convention. And like the Sylar Industries sign I posted earlier, all it needed was a little adjustment. Can you get a room with the power cosmic? Found in San Simeon, across the highway from our motel. (Keep in mind as you read on that the one on the right is the only doctored photo in the post.)
My personal favorite was this one in Sunnyvale. It’s always nice when city planners (or anyone making a sign, really) have a sense of humor.
Perhaps Mr. Speeder was frustrated by driving this street, somewhere near San Luis Obispo:
Sylar Industries
Monday, March 24th, 2008 Posted in Heroes, Signs of the Times | 1 Comment »Up in Napa, we found this sign at the entrance to Syar Industries.

Being Heroes fans, we couldn’t resist. Not only was the name just one letter off of the show’s popular villain, but the elongated S in the logo was just begging for a trio of crosspieces to turn it into the helix symbol that appears everywhere in the show. A bit of photo-manipulation later:

Culprit Identified
Sunday, February 17th, 2008 Posted in Humor | 1 Comment »The problem with the PowerBook has been confirmed to be the RAM upgrade I put in back in 2004. It hummed along fine for 3½ years, but I guess it finally went bad with the laptop getting so much more use the last few weeks.
Better something modular and easy to get at (well, except for the one stripped screw) than something intrinsic to the machine. Under the circumstances, I’m just having the shop replace it.
Though I guess I should’ve known better than to trust this guy:

moar humorous pics
(Check out the original lolcat post if you don’t recognize the phrasing.)
Assuming the box continues to pass diagnostics with the new memory, I should be able to pick it up at lunch on Monday.
Update: Success! The computer is back, and working again!
Ick! Sins!
Sunday, February 17th, 2008 Posted in Signs of the Times | No Comments »
According to Katie, this actually said “quick sins” the previous time we drove past it!
This shot almost cost us our new car. The sign faces the freeway, and rather than stick Katie with shooting from a moving vehicle at night, I tried to find a good angle from the parking lot. We saw that the lot extended far enough to see around the corner, and headed for the end of the lot. As I prepared to turn into the last space on the end, a truck came zooming around the corner of the next building over, a Carl’s Jr. with a drive-through and absolutely no visibility. Clearly they weren’t expecting to see anyone in the lot at 10:00 at night. Fortunately we both stopped in time.
Also, I now know that the horn works.
Santa’s other job
Monday, December 24th, 2007 Posted in Signs of the Times | No Comments »Spotted last summer. In case you were wondering…

…now you know what he does for the rest of the year!
Londo/G’Kar in 2008!
Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 Posted in Babylon 5, Politics, Signs of the Times | 1 Comment »This just showed up in my email from babylon5scripts.com:
From JMS’s Cafe Press store (the same site through which he’s selling his script books with commentary):
With the coming 2008 elections, there aren’t a lot of candidates we can agree upon. So as a public service, we are now providing a slate of candidates that will bring the country together in common cause and preserve many of this nations’ finest electoral traditions.
Slates available include Londo/G’Kar, G’Kar/Londo, and Zathras/Zathras (trained in crisis management!)
I remember having an unofficial Sheridan/Ivanova ’96 (or possibly Sheridan/Delenn) bumper sticker, but I’m fairly certain it was a homemade “Elect The Brain” (as in Pinky and the…) sticker that I actually put on my car that year.
Now if only they’d used the correct punctuation on the ’08 instead of trusting smart quotes. (That should be an apostrophe, not a left single quote.)
New Age Drinks?
Friday, October 12th, 2007 Posted in Food, Signs of the Times, Strange World | 2 Comments »
Okay, maybe I’ve missed a memo or something, but can someone tell me: what exactly is a new age drink? Nothing in the aisle stood out as being particularly new-agey.
Icy?
Sunday, October 7th, 2007 Posted in Signs of the Times, You Must be Mistaken | No Comments »
I found this photo while looking for the UCI Student Center pic. This was taken on the way back from a camping trip with UCI’s Campuswide Honors Program in the Angeles National Forest in April 2000. IIRC it was along Angeles Crest Highway.
A permanent sign isn’t necessarily the best way to indicate a transitory condition.
Not a problem
Thursday, September 27th, 2007 Posted in Signs of the Times | No Comments »
Ordinarily, there wouldn’t be anything odd about this sign. But look at the placement.
Why do they need a No Parking sign in the middle of the lawn? It’s a new sign, too—they just redid the entire lawn last year.
Seriously, I don’t think they’re going to have much of a problem with people parking on the lawn in front of an office building in Irvine.
Come to think of it, though, this is only 50 feet or so from the crosswalk warning device.
ΠR8
Wednesday, September 19th, 2007 Posted in Humor | No Comments »If ye be wonderin’ why this site be lookin’ strange this day, wonder no further. It be Talk Like a Pirate Day.
This day o’ pirate speak is brought to ye by the Text Filter Suite of Dougal Campbell.
I might be recommendin’ ye set course for the sea shanty, Voyage of the Fyrefawkes, or embark upon the Tall Ships of San Diego. Or if ye wish, ye might search yerself fer more pirate tales.
Cylon Sighting
Tuesday, September 18th, 2007 Posted in Sci-Fi/Fantasy, Signs of the Times | 2 Comments »Hmm, does anyone else think that the logo on this sign….

…looks a bit like a Cylon Basestar?

BEM: Ladies Man
Monday, September 3rd, 2007 Posted in Comics, Humor, Sci-Fi/Fantasy | 2 Comments »Take a look at this public service announcement I found in a 1967 comic book:

click: a lesson in font design
Thursday, August 30th, 2007 Posted in Signs of the Times | 1 Comment »Two views of Katie’s mousepad:

I don’t think that second view is quite what they had in mind…
Prim(a)tech Sighting
Tuesday, August 28th, 2007 Posted in Heroes, Signs of the Times | No Comments »In honor of the Heroes DVD release, here’s a truck that’s almost, but not quite labeled for Primatech Paper:


Interestingly, it’s been a month for timing pop culture releases with relevant astronomical events. First Stardust, all about catching a falling star, arrived in theaters the same weekend as the Perseids meteor shower. Today, the Heroes Season 1 DVD arrives on the same day as a total eclipse (albeit a lunar one, rather than solar).



