K-Squared Ramblings

Happy Fence

You know how tarps stretched across fences will often have holes cut in them to allow the wind to pass through, rather than turning them into sails? This fence around a construction site had half-circles cut into each segment. Someone with a sense of humor had altered several panels, though:

Which brings me to this sign spotted on the ring road at UC Irvine a few months ago:

My best guess was “No bored vampires,” but that didn’t seem likely. After walking to the other side, it became a bit more clear:

Aha! No skateboarding! Though it could easily be “No flat dollies.”