New Age Drinks?
October 12th, 2007 by Kelson. Posted in Food, Signs of the Times, Strange World and tagged for drinks, Humor, new age, signs, WTF
Okay, maybe I’ve missed a memo or something, but can someone tell me: what exactly is a new age drink? Nothing in the aisle stood out as being particularly new-agey.
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2 Responses to “New Age Drinks?”
By Stacy on Oct 12, 2007
It is the dawning of the Sobe Aquarius, the Sobe Aquarius…
By Kelson on Oct 13, 2007
Can you get those at the Cajun Aquarium?
On a more serious note, I googled the term, and found it used to refer to things like pre-made iced tea and bottled water as far back as 1994! These days it also seems to include energy drinks, sports drinks, etc. Which is pretty much what I saw in that aisle.
Basically, anything that’s not soda, juice, or booze.
I still don’t understand the terminology, though—these are about as “new age” as french fries are French.
Would someone send me a copy of that memo?