Eat here—we have no taste!
September 21st, 2006 by Kelson. Posted in Food, Signs of the Times and tagged for Food, hotdogs, tasteless, Wienerschnitzel, WTF
I’m not sure what annoys me more about this ad: the fact that the joke is tasteless (which is an oddly appropriate phrase, considering it’s about food), or the fact that it’s equating something they serve (the mustard) with urine.
“Come here, our mustard tastes like piss!” Yeah, that’s encouraging.
Spotted on September 10.
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4 Responses to “Eat here—we have no taste!”
By West on Sep 22, 2006
“Come here, our mustard tastes like piss!”
LOL
That’s right up there with the Quizno’s commercial featuring deformed, zombie spokesRATS.
By Kelson on Sep 22, 2006
I almost cut that line out, but Katie laughed so hard at it that I decided it had to stay.
Hmm, I wonder what it says about me that I remembered the pirates from that Quizno’s commercial, but completely forgot the rats?
By West on Sep 22, 2006
re: “I almost cut that line out, but Katie laughed so hard at it that I decided it had to stay.”
I’m glad you left it. It certainly cracked me the hell up. Even won the coveted Quote of the Day award.
OoooooOOOOOooooooooh.
re: “Hmm, I wonder what it says about me that I remembered the pirates from that Quizno’s commercial, but completely forgot the rats?”
“Traumatic Experience = Repressed Memories,” maybe?
Then again, you ARE the guy who declared “Talk Like a Pirate Day.” *checks and discovers it was probably these guys.
Umm… Yaaaarrrrr!
By Katie on Sep 25, 2006
re: Blog Like a Pirate: He’s kind of obligated to piratify things once in a while as long as this is one of my major timesucks.