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Rummy Caption Contest

January 27th, 2006 by Kelson. Posted in Humor, Politics and tagged for , , , , , , , , ,

The BBC has posted an interesting article on the US Military’s plans for Internet operations. But that’s not what I want to write about here. What I want to write about is this accompanying photo of Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld:

AFP photo of Donald Rumsfeld holding his hands out.

The article mentions that messages put out for psychological operations in foreign markets are making their way back to American audiences. I’m not sure this photo qualifies as PsyOps, but I think it does qualify for a caption contest.*

Please post your suggestions in the comments.

(via Slashdot)

*OK, you won’t win anything, but with luck the other entries will make you laugh.

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  1. 13 Responses to “Rummy Caption Contest”

  2. By Stacy on Jan 27, 2006

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    If you will not Support the War, then you will be destroyed!

  3. By fak3r on Jan 27, 2006

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    What makes Rummy so fun is that most of his quotes could be used for this picture! Here’s one of my favorites:

    “There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know. There are known unkowns. That is to say, there are things we know we don’t know. But, there are also unknown unknowns. These are things we don’t know we don’t know.”

    http://www.amusingquotes.com/h/2/1599.htm

  4. By fak3r on Jan 27, 2006

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    “Don’t begin to think you’re the President. You’re not. The Constitution provides for only one.”

    http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/d/donald_rumsfeld.html

  5. By Kelson on Jan 27, 2006

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    “Bevare! Bevaaare!!!” (in best Bela Lugosi imitation)

  6. By Daniel on Jan 27, 2006

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    And now, young Skywalker, you will die.

  7. By Katie on Jan 27, 2006

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    Yo yo yo wazzup my homies
    They give me mad props for hunting commies
    I don’t need no bling cuz I’m super phat
    And the ladies all dig my Pentagon hat!

  8. By Kelson on Jan 29, 2006

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    Wow! I think people must have figured they couldn’t top that one!

    I posted a link in a Slashdot thread where someone else had commented on the photo, but despite over 100 hits from that link, only fak3r seems to have had any ideas. There were some suggestions elsewhere in the thread, though, including:

    “Braaaaains!”
    Variations on “All your base…”
    More Emperor Palpatine references

    On a related note, when I went looking for a larger copy of the photo, I found a page on Rumsfeld Fighting Technique, which is worth a look.

  9. By aeryncrichton on Jan 30, 2006

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    I must admit, “And now, young Skywalker, you will die,” is the first thing that popped into my head….

  10. By Katie on Jan 30, 2006

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    I thought of the Emperor first too, but I got a sort of a Garden State unoriginal feeling about it, so I went with something else.

  11. By Jim Abell on Feb 22, 2006

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    “Alright, I’ll take ten questions. You ten, go ahead…”

  12. By Jenny H on Mar 15, 2006

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    Hey you guys in the front… sit down so the 1st graders can see

  13. By Jenny H on Mar 15, 2006

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    Keep it quiet. We want to surprise Mr. Bush him when he comes out of the bathroom

  14. By Umber on Apr 24, 2006

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    heh heh heh, ha ha ha heh heh heh.

    (That’s what I think everytime I see this photo)

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