What does it smell like?
October 10th, 2005 by Kelson. Posted in Signs of the Times and tagged for Hummer, WTF
Another discovery at the mall on Saturday: “The Essence of Adventure.” I honestly cannot figure out what the target audience is for this. I mean, a Hummer fragrance? Does it make you smell like you’ve been driving in mud all day? Is it a bottle of engine oil? Is it supposed to give you that new car smell? Is it supposed to increase your chances of getting—uh, never mind.
Seriously, who came up with this idea? And are we likely to see Jeep cologne next? Maybe BMW or Mercedes fragrances for the more sophisticated market?
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6 Responses to “What does it smell like?”
By Superfluid on Oct 10, 2005
“I honestly cannot figure out what the target audience is for this.”
A friend-of-a-friend of mine actually bought some of this stuff, and he is admittedly quite stupid. Does that answer your question?
By Stacy on Oct 12, 2005
Smells like adventure…so sweat? Fires? Temples of snakes?
By Durova on Oct 19, 2005
Probably smells like leather seats, a drive-through quesadilla, car wash detergent, Armor All, and - I hope - the gentle electrical smolder of a dying Bose stereo.
By West on Aug 31, 2006
I have no clue about this one.
Btw, at first, I thought Durova’s comment said something about driving through or over Joe Quesada. It’s still too early, I guess.
By Kelson on Aug 31, 2006
Ha ha ha! “Driving over Joe Quesada” sounds like it should fit nicely with CSI: Dying in the Gutters!
By West on Sep 1, 2006
“So what, I’m ‘Miss Daisy’ now or some $#!+?!” ~Joe Quesada by way of Sam Jackson