Officially grossed out
August 16th, 2004 by Kelson. Posted in Strange WorldIn the immortal words of the Internet: WTF?!?
Candy meets toilet humor:
It’s a jelly bean dispenser, in the shape of a pig, with brown jelly beans. And from the name, you can probably guess where it dispenses them from.
The really, er, crappy part of this is that it was prominently displayed in its own case in the middle of an aisle above a shelf of Top Ramen, thereby ensuring that people will sympathize with Giles’s remark: “The picture you just painted means that I will never touch food of any kind again…”
Truly a sign of the apocalypse — or at least the decline and fall of public taste!
8 Responses to “Officially grossed out”
By Daniel on Aug 17, 2004
The next question is, are these Jelly Beans flavored in the spirit of Bertie Bott’s?
By Katie on Aug 17, 2004
I’d be willing to pick one up if a) I get reimbursed and b) someone else does the tasting. ‘Course if we were to open the package and test it, we’d already know what flavor it wouldn’t be: mint.
<ducks>
By Kelson on Aug 18, 2004
They’re duck flavored?
<runs>
By Daniel on Aug 19, 2004
The ducks they taste like have the runs?
<hides>
By Katie on Aug 19, 2004
Yeah, hides would taste pretty bad too…..all that hair and stuff, y’know?
<vanishes>
By Daniel on Aug 21, 2004
Ducks have varnish on their hides?
(obfuscates)
By Kizi on Aug 21, 2004
Obtuse? Well, if you’re going to be insulting…
<snickers>
By rachel on Mar 19, 2007
i’ve had some of the jelly beans their not as bad a real crap