Officially grossed out
August 16th, 2004 by Kelson. Posted in Strange WorldIn the immortal words of the Internet: WTF?!?
Candy meets toilet humor:
It’s a jelly bean dispenser, in the shape of a pig, with brown jelly beans. And from the name, you can probably guess where it dispenses them from.
The really, er, crappy part of this is that it was prominently displayed in its own case in the middle of an aisle above a shelf of Top Ramen, thereby ensuring that people will sympathize with Giles’s remark: “The picture you just painted means that I will never touch food of any kind again…”
Truly a sign of the apocalypse — or at least the decline and fall of public taste!
My Amazon Wishlist
The next question is, are these Jelly Beans flavored in the spirit of Bertie Bott’s?
I’d be willing to pick one up if a) I get reimbursed and b) someone else does the tasting. ‘Course if we were to open the package and test it, we’d already know what flavor it wouldn’t be: mint.
<ducks>
They’re duck flavored?
<runs>
The ducks they taste like have the runs?
<hides>
Yeah, hides would taste pretty bad too…..all that hair and stuff, y’know?
<vanishes>
Ducks have varnish on their hides?
(obfuscates)
Obtuse? Well, if you’re going to be insulting…
<snickers>
i’ve had some of the jelly beans their not as bad a real crap