With near bowling ball!
June 19th, 2004 by Kelson. Posted in Spam, Strange WorldIt came from the spam box! (cue scream)
Offscreen voice: AAAAAAAAA!
This one (which scored well above the threshold, thanks to SURBL) was an image-only spam, which means I have no idea what it was actually advertising. (You have to go deep into the preferences and answer several “Yes, I know what I’m doing” questions before KMail will do something as risky as fetching images over the web when displaying your mail.)
Anyway, the title of this piece was “avocado pit 8 tenors.” Along with its single image, it contained a paragraph of distracting words, and it looks like they might actually have been trying to form sentences:
When recliner defined by corporation is dirt-encrusted, of particle accelerator write a love letter to light bulb for.turkey about guardian angel is mitochondrial.Indeed, near apartment building seek fetishist defined by skyscraper.And plan an escape from the dark side of her ocean.about blood clot laugh and drink all night with near bowling ball, but industrial complex beyond pee on coward inside.He called her Kirk (or was it Kirk?).
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OK, it doesn’t have the literary greatness of “The Eye of Argon”, or even Zero Wing, but I suppose not everyone can.
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2 Responses to “With near bowling ball!”
By Daniel on Jun 20, 2004
That looks like something someone put through babelfish forwards and backwards a dozen times.
By Glenzie on Jun 22, 2004
It’s “Word Salad” written to defeat spam filters by using esoteric words in unlikley combinations