Something Missing
April 14th, 2004 by Kelson. Posted in Signs of the Times and tagged for signs, UCI CHP
This is just around the corner from the “roller coaster.”
But think about it. If she’s a real patient, shouldn’t they show, well, her breasts? Not like that, you pervert, in a bikini or something! Gyms tend to show before-and-after (or just after) shots of people with muscled or trim torsos. The whole reason you put an “actual customer” in the ad is to show the results, right?
(Oh, this journal is going to end up getting filtered for sure!)
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4 Responses to “Something Missing”
By Daniel on Apr 15, 2004
Errrr… maybe those amorphous blue lumps to either side of her head are her breasts. In which case the billboard isn’t an advertisement but a warning.
By Jason on Apr 15, 2004
Heh. That’s exactly what I said at some point going back to the car. Thanks for the corroboration.
By Stacy on Apr 15, 2004
Hah! That’s what I thought. She should really sue. They shouldn’t be that color if she isn’t working the Star Trek conventions…
By Daniel on Apr 16, 2004
Or maybe they’re trying to send to women the spurious message that nothing matters but breasts? “Even women with very pretty faces need large breasts to attract men. Don’t think you’re any different.”