Monthly Archives: April 2006

Spam is like machine gun fire

After my latest round of supposed anti-fraud notices claiming to be from banks with which I don’t have any accounts, it occurred to me that phishing, 419 scams, email spam, blog spam, etc. are all scattershot approaches. They seem so obvious to those of us who are used to seeing them. It seems unthinkable that someone would fall for a phishing attempt that identifies itself as someone else’s bank, or buy pharmaceuticals from someone who can’t spell d.Ruugz. But they’re not intended for us. We’re just collateral damage.

Direct marketing often makes at least an effort to aim, because paper and postage cost money. That’s why businesses and charities will mainly share/sell their mailing lists among similar organizations, and not some random list of people. In this way, direct marketing is like riflery: you want each shot to be as accurate as possible.

Email, however, is cheap, and most spammers are using someone else’s resources to send out the mail anyway. It’s long been pointed out that they don’t care if 99% of their messages get lost in the ether. They only need a fraction of their list to respond. It’s like using a machine gun: you don’t have to aim, just spray the general area and at least one bullet is likely to hit your target.

So phishers don’t have to match their pitches to each recipient’s bank. If they plaster the net with messages claiming to be from Chase, it doesn’t matter if most of their messages hit Wells Fargo customers. Statistically speaking, some of the recipients will have Chase accounts, and some of them will be fooled, and that’s all they need to collect their virtual loot.

And the rest of us? Bystanders caught in the drive-by.

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Acronym Overload: is that D&D or D&D?

On Friday I received an email about the “IEEE GLOBECOM 2006 D&D FORUM.”

My first thought on seeing the subject was, “Well, it’s clearly not Dungeons and Dragons.” So I thought about other D&Ds, and the next thing I thought of was drag and drop. I knew that couldn’t be it, either. Who would hold a conference on drag-n-drop? (Now, I can see a D&D game dealing with a “dragon drop” contest, but that’s another issue entirely!)

I opened the newsletter, and of course it was a design and development conference. Should’ve been obvious, but I just didn’t think of it.

Any acronyms/abbreviations you’ve mixed up? Not just acronyms for which you know more than one meaning, but the ones that you’ve seen in one context, and the first meaning you thought of was from some other field entirely.

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When Typos Attack!

eWeek has an article about URL Tracer, a new tool from Microsoft to keep track of typo-squatting. At one point, the article refers to “typos-quatting.”

I’m sure it’ll get fixed soon, but it seems strangely appropriate.

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These guys are animals!

Still on Photoblog Catch-up Week.

Sign: Ox and Ape printing

Spotted along the freeway in Los Angeles several months ago. I wonder if their lawyers are Wolfram and Hart?

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Moon over Saddleback

I took this photo a few weeks back after a rainstorm dusted the local mountains with snow.

Moon over Saddleback at sunset, March 13, 2006

This is the same view as the third picture in this snowblogging post, taken at sunset that evening with a nearly-full moon. I decided not to include it in that post, but couldn’t bring myself to toss the cropped photo.

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Advertising? That’s in aisle 10a.

Photoblog Catch-up Week enters its second week! This Sav-on had an odd collection of items in one aisle:

Supermarket aisle 10a contains Greeting cards, Got milk? and Try our 30 min photo.

I’m still trying to work out how an aisle can contain “Got milk?” :-?

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Blockbuster vs. Local Video Store

I love Netflix. I love their selection. I love being able to just make a list of movies I’ve been meaning to watch, and see them show up one by one. But the queue model doesn’t work so well when you want to watch a specific movie now. That’s where you need a retail store, or download-on-demand.

One of our local movie theaters is running a series of “Flashback Features”, and this coming Wednesday is Young Frankenstein. I thought, given the number of references, if would be fun to watch Son of Frankenstein before we went. No time for Netflix, and Blockbuster didn’t have it, so I decided to try a local video store.

You can find all kinds of things at local stores. Blockbuster might toss something that doesn’t pull in $X/month, or doesn’t fit their market research. Shelf space at a Blockbuster is precious. They stock lots of copies of new releases. They keep their aisles wide. And they store movies face outward, so each title takes up more space. A local video store will cram as many movies as they can onto the shelf, spine-outward, sometimes laid sideways on top of each other, and they can add more shelves until they run up against fire regulations. The space freed up by tossing an underperforming movie is nothing compared to the possibility that someday, someone might rent it. This store had videotapes that were still in the oversized boxes that went out of style in the late 1980s!

The downside, of course, is that they probably won’t have enough staff to keep this larger selection sorted. The S section at this store consisted of at least eight shelving units with four or five shelves each. I found all sorts of movies I’d forgotten about or never even heard of in the first place (there’s a Skulls III? With Glory?). If I’d been looking for a random movie to watch, it would’ve been great, but I was looking for Son of Frankenstein. By the time I gave up looking, I figured there was no point in asking a clerk whether they had it or not. Even if they did, I’d still be stuck searching through 40+ shelves.

Not that Blockbuster gets it right all the time. I noticed an anomaly in the Horror section today:

Horror shelf at Blockbuster, featuring... Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo?!?

Although given what I’ve heard about Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo, perhaps Horror is the right category for it.

In the end, I called up my parents and asked if they had a copy of Son of Frankenstein. It turns out they did, so the whole thing dropped out of the realm of commerce and into the realm of borrowing.

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Bogged down by too much information?

The good news is, researchers have discovered The Cure For Information Overload. The bad news is, it sounds tricky to implement.

Thoughts?

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Choo-Choo Sandwich? Auughhh!

There are some things that no self-respecting Something Positive reader wants to see, and this recipe is among them:

Choo Choo Sandwich Recipe

New Cook Book : 1953 Classic Edition (Better Homes & Gardens)Poor Choo-Choo Bear! Disguising yourself as a pitcher is one thing, but being turned into a sandwich? Alas, such a sad, sad fate for everyone’s favorite amorphous kitty.

(At least the sandwich probably won’t be as pink as Slashdot’s OMG Ponies! theme.)

Source: the Better Homes & Gardens New Cook Book : (1953 Classic Edition), page 297.

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