This one threw me for a second until I realized I was only seeing the plain-text part:
Before you can purchase magical spells at the Mage Guild, you will have to find Orations by Poggio in the monastery of St. Gall A.D. 1416.
Once I noticed the message had HTML and a GIF image, I realized it was just another image-only spam with random words and random code.
But, hey, I liked the opening line!
