I got this ad a few years ago in my Science Fiction Book Club mailer and kept it for the fall-on-your-ass-laughing value. What with the picking out of china patterns that goes along with modern weddings, it seemed perfect to trot out now.

I’ve tried to find out if it’s possible to get just a set of mugs, which it wasn’t at the time. Maybe I should start hunting around on eBay……









It looks perfect for social gatherings.
“What do I have to roll around here to get someone to pass the potatoes?”
“D20″
Hey, maybe the dishes should come with crystal dice!
Sounds like some paladin of Atkins failed their Save vs. Carbs roll.