
Songs
This is the location of everything musical and fit for public viewing that I've written. It ranges from piggyback filk to original pop. When I get a program that can export sound files, I'll try to get some of them up on the page so you can hear what the lyrics sound like.
Mainstream Pop
All That I Needed was You
Clothesline
The Drowned Sailor
Unspoken
Parodies
Campus Shuttle
With deepest apologies to the hard-working drivers of the UCI Campus Shuttle.
The Packrats' Anthem
Procrastinator's Blues
Original Liftable Filk
Robert Jordan-related
Deposition of Deposition
In White
n/a
Perfect Silver
Other
Cloudwalking
Inspired by So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish by Douglas Adams.
Restless Angels
Inspired by Babylon 5. Warning!! If you haven't seen the end of fourth season and are ever planning to, please wait until then to read this filk. If you choose not to heed this warning, please don't blame me for spoilage.
Understanding You
Harry Potter filk. Inspired by the Draco trilogy (D. Dormiens/D. Sinister/D. Veritas) by Cassandra Claire.
Untitled Ballad
Inspired by one AD&D campaign, and used in another.
Piggyback Filk
The 'Bander
If you've played Angband or any variant thereof, this will make sense. If you haven't, it won't. Such is the problem with filk.
Blue Dragon
An AD&D filk to the tune of "Blue Christmas."
Delivering Diani
A condensed version of an AD&D adventure I played.
Girls Just Want Obi-Wan
This was suggested to me by a friend who intended to write it himself, didn't have time, and liked what I came up with enough not to pursue it himself. It is also in no way self-descriptive, whatever my views on Ewan MacGregor's cuteness quotient may be.
Hoshi and the Slug
A tribute to the most boring episode of Enterprise yet to hit the airwaves. Written as a sort of challenge after a carload of friends started singing the title phrase and tacking on "with diamonds."
Let's Kill the Bot
A dicebot is a program which, when loaded onto an IRC chat program as a separate user, will "roll dice" for players, giving them random rolls within the specified parameters. IN THEORY.
Love My Kender
An AD&D filk about those loveable, thieving, butt-saving kender, to the tune of "Love Me Tender." (Just call me Elfis Presley. On second thought, don't.)
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